160 years in a tank (and a hamster)
From 34 axolotls in Paris to a tiger salamander in Minnesota. And a hamster from Aleppo with the same story and no paperwork.
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The axolotl is both one of the most endangered animals on Earth and one of the most widely bred in captivity. The law resolved the paradox the way it resolves everything: with a form for each case.
From 34 axolotls in Paris to a tiger salamander in Minnesota. And a hamster from Aleppo with the same story and no paperwork.
CITES already exempts four parrots because they're mass-bred. The albino axolotl qualifies better: its albinism isn't even axolotl.
The crime: no paperwork. The destination: a zoo. The carp in Xochimilco: no news.
A congresswoman shows off her axolotls, social media explodes, and nobody asks about the water in Xochimilco.
Half a century on CITES Appendix II. Wild axolotls keep disappearing; lab axolotls still need a permit to travel.
Our proposal to simplify the process. In triplicate.