File 0002/2026 · Form AX-II/b · Original and two copies

Sworn statement of never having seen Xochimilco

To make life easier for the authorities, we propose that every tank axolotl fill out the following statement in person. After all, it's the only one who knows where it came from.

1. Declarant details
2. I solemnly swear that
3. Signature

Warning: if the foot regenerates before the file is processed, a new footprint must be submitted.

Stamp illegible